Oscar Predictions 2015

I actually wasn't going to do an Oscar predictions post this year, not only because a lot of the smaller awards ceremonies have already happened, but also because this Oscars is one of the most predictable in years. I don't see much deviation from the awards that have been happening and Hollywood's big night in regards to winners and losers. But, because I obviously have nothing better to do right now and because I want everyone to know how good I am not only at watching movies but at pointing out the obvious, here are my predictions for 2015's ceremony of the well toned golden man. 

Foreign Language Film:

Who Should Win: Ida

Who Will Win: Same

Documentary:

Who Should Win: CitizenFour

Who Will Win: Finding Vivian Maier

Music - Original Song:

Who Should Win: "Glory" from Selma

Who Will Win: Same

Music - Original Score:

Who Should Win: The Grand Budapest Hotel - Alexandre Desplat

Who Will Win: The Theory of Everything - Johann Johannsson

Visual Effects: 

Who Should Win: Interstellar

Who Will Win: Guardians of the Galaxy

Film Editing: 

Who Should Win: Whiplash

Who Will Win: Boyhood

Cinematography:

Who Should Win: Ida

Who Will Win: Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Production Design:

Who Should Win: The Grand Budapest Hotel

Who Will Win: Same

I'm going to skip over a few of the more boring ones like Makeup and Costumes, ones I don't understand like Sound Effects Editing or ones where I haven't seen anything in the category like Documentary Short Subject, and go right in to:

Animated Feature Film:

Who Should Really Win: The Lego Movie (what the hell? Not even a nomination?) 

Who Should Win: Song of the Sea

Who Will Win: How To Train Your Dragon 2

Writing Adapted Screenplay:

Who Should Win: Whiplash Written by Damien Chazelle

Who Will Win: Same

Writing Original Screenplay:

Who Should Win: Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) Written by Alejandro G. Inarritu, Nicolas Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris Jr. & Armando Bo

Who Will Win: Same

Directing: 

Who Should Win: Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) - Alejandro G. Inarritu

Who Will Win: Boyhood - Richard Linklater

Actress in a Supporting Role: 

Who Should Win: Laura Dern - Wild

Who Will Win: Patricia Arquette - Boyhood

Actor in a Supporting Role:

Who Should Win: J.K. Simmons - Whiplash

Who Will Win: Same

Actress in a Lead Role: 

Who Should Win: Julianne Moore - Still Alice

Who Will Win: Same

Actor in a Lead Role: 

Who Should Win: Eddie Redmayne - The Theory of Everything

Who Will Win: Same

Best Picture: 

Who Should Win: The Grand Budapest Hotel

Who Will Win: Boyhood

There you go. Now you can take this and go fill out a bunch of Oscar prediction contests. And if you win something and you don't share it with me...you're a bad person.